The Looney Tunes Show Merrie Melodies - Table for One.wmv

(Lyrics in Description)\r
SPEEDY: Its Saturday Night, and Ive got a food place!\r
SPEEDY: But youre ruining the bite with your lonely pink face!\r
SPEEDY: Sitting alone in a group fit for six.\r
SPEEDY: Doing Sudoku wont get you chicks!\r
SPEEDY: Hey! Youre not the most hopeless case in the world, you just have to change your approach to the girl!\r
SPEEDY: They do not care about Dungeons and Dragons Pro!\r
SPEEDY: They do not want to hear about long the spells you know!\r
SPEEDY: Did you tell them you will not get them in the phone!?\r
SPEEDY: So no more spending party nights at home.\r
SPEEDY: Eating ice cream all alone.\r
SPEEDY: Sitting in your easy chair.\r
SPEEDY: Beating yourself at Solitaire.\r
SPEEDY: I dont care whats on T.V., come hit the town with me!\r
SPEEDY: It will be the bomb to meet a girl thats not your mom!\r
SPEEDY: You are not allowed to call action figures friends!\r
SPEEDY: Get some exercise, pull-ups, and some deep knee bends!\r
SPEEDY: Go to parties and show girls just how go you look!\r
SPEEDY: Do not stay at home reading Harry Potter books! Groove with me!\r
SPEEDY: Girls like to laugh.\r
SPEEDY: Find girls like to dance!\r
SPEEDY: But most of all girls like guys that wear pants!\r
SPEEDY: So lets get some shoes that dont look like your feet!\r
SPEEDY: Grow a bear, get a perm, and sun in the street!\r
SPEEDY: If you do this, you will no longer be a dung!\r
SPEEDY: Underneath that nerd, I know that there is a stud!\r
SPEEDY: Loosen up and go out and have some fun!\r
SPEEDY: So your not the creepy guy at the table for one!\r
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Sung By: Speedy Gonzales\r
Episode 26: Point, Laser Point