Craigs Moms Bush (full song) - South Park

The truly epic tale of Craigs Moms Bush as recited by that really famous troubadour guy. Taken from season 18, episode 5. Lyrics below.\r
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Have you heard the tale of Craigs Moms Bush?\r
And the night that it saved us from drones?\r
Nobody knew the power it had\r
They just thought it was shaggy and gross!\r
Craigs Mom lived a life of shame and despair\r
Everyone feared her great giant bush! (They didnt!)\r
But then when drones were filling the sky\r
She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly!\r
Craigs Moms Bush, Craigs Moms Bush!\r
Gargantuan thicket of madness.\r
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold,\r
Truly a magical bush to behold!\r
(whistling)\r
And she flew and she flew away into the sun.\r
And then she died.\r
Craigs Moms Bush, Craigs Moms Bush!\r
Truly a magical bush to behold!