South Park - Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls
- 8 years ago
Album - Chef Aid: The South Park Album\r
Track #3\r
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Lyrics:\r
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2 tablespoons of cinnamon\r
And 2 or 3 egg whites\r
A half a stick of butter\r
Melt it.\r
\r
Stick it all in a bowl, baby\r
Stir it with a wooden spoon.\r
Mix in a cup of flour, \r
Youll be in Heaven soon.\r
\r
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?\r
Theyre big and salty and brown!\r
If you ever need em quick,\r
Pick me up \r
Just stick my balls in your mouth\r
\r
ÖHH!!\r
\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls\r
Stick em in your mouth and suck em \r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls \r
Theyre packed full of vitamins and good for you\r
So suck on my balls!!\r
\r
Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy\r
And throw in a bag or two of sugar\r
And just a pinch of vanilla\r
Grease up the cookie sheet,\r
cause I hate when my balls stick\r
Then preheat the oven to three-fity and give that spoon a lick!\r
\r
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?\r
Theyre big and salty and brown!\r
If you ever need em quick, pick me up\r
Just stick my balls in your mouth!\r
\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls\r
Put em in your mouth and suck em\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls\r
Theyre packed full of goodness \r
High in fiber!!\r
Suck on my balls\r
\r
Sniff, sniff, sniff.\r
\r
Hey, wait a minute,\r
Whats that smell?\r
Smells like somethin burnin\r
\r
Well, that dont bother me none\r
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday\r
\r
Baby you better get back in the kitchen\r
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion\r
Oh man, baby, baby\r
You just burnt my balls!!\r
\r
HELP ME!!\r
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!\r
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN!!\r
GET ME SOME WATER!!\r
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!\r
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN!!\r
OH MY GOODNESS!!\r
BLOW ON EM, BLOW ON EM \r
DO SOMETHIN!!\r
\r
Oooh. \r
\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls\r
Put em in your mouth and suck em.\r
\r
THEY ON FIRE BABY!!\r
\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls.\r
\r
BLOW EM OUT BABY!!\r
\r
OH!\r
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!\r
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!\r
\r
SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!\r
\r
COME ON BABY!!\r
\r
WOO!! WOO!!\r
\r
Suck on my balls!!!!!\r
\r
(Clapping)\r
Thank you, thank you\r
Heres a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!
Track #3\r
\r
Lyrics:\r
\r
2 tablespoons of cinnamon\r
And 2 or 3 egg whites\r
A half a stick of butter\r
Melt it.\r
\r
Stick it all in a bowl, baby\r
Stir it with a wooden spoon.\r
Mix in a cup of flour, \r
Youll be in Heaven soon.\r
\r
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?\r
Theyre big and salty and brown!\r
If you ever need em quick,\r
Pick me up \r
Just stick my balls in your mouth\r
\r
ÖHH!!\r
\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls\r
Stick em in your mouth and suck em \r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls \r
Theyre packed full of vitamins and good for you\r
So suck on my balls!!\r
\r
Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy\r
And throw in a bag or two of sugar\r
And just a pinch of vanilla\r
Grease up the cookie sheet,\r
cause I hate when my balls stick\r
Then preheat the oven to three-fity and give that spoon a lick!\r
\r
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?\r
Theyre big and salty and brown!\r
If you ever need em quick, pick me up\r
Just stick my balls in your mouth!\r
\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls\r
Put em in your mouth and suck em\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls\r
Theyre packed full of goodness \r
High in fiber!!\r
Suck on my balls\r
\r
Sniff, sniff, sniff.\r
\r
Hey, wait a minute,\r
Whats that smell?\r
Smells like somethin burnin\r
\r
Well, that dont bother me none\r
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday\r
\r
Baby you better get back in the kitchen\r
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion\r
Oh man, baby, baby\r
You just burnt my balls!!\r
\r
HELP ME!!\r
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!\r
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN!!\r
GET ME SOME WATER!!\r
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!\r
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN!!\r
OH MY GOODNESS!!\r
BLOW ON EM, BLOW ON EM \r
DO SOMETHIN!!\r
\r
Oooh. \r
\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls\r
Put em in your mouth and suck em.\r
\r
THEY ON FIRE BABY!!\r
\r
Suck on my chocolate salty balls.\r
\r
BLOW EM OUT BABY!!\r
\r
OH!\r
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!\r
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!\r
\r
SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!\r
\r
COME ON BABY!!\r
\r
WOO!! WOO!!\r
\r
Suck on my balls!!!!!\r
\r
(Clapping)\r
Thank you, thank you\r
Heres a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!