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Animated by Ben Wonchop Smallman (\r
Music by Todd LilDeuceDeuce Bryanton (\r
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell (\r
Storyboarding by Paul ter Voorde (\r
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LYRICS!!\r
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MINE TURTLE\r
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Mine Turtles on the road, the llama whipping by.\r
Mine Turtles got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.\r
Skater kid tells the cop You cant tell me what to do!\r
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.\r
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Mine Turtles travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.\r
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.\r
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.\r
Fought the aliens! \r
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Thröoww the cheeeese!\r
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He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.\r
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.\r
The caveman asked, What kind of animal are you?\r
Technically Im a tortoise.\r
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I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!\r
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Listen up, Ill tell you where Mine Turtle came from.\r
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.\r
He shouted, Drunk science!, then he drank a cold one.\r
And soon he had made the worlds first turtle-bomb.\r
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.\r
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LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE!\r
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Wait, no he doesnt..\r
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MINE TURTLE\r
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