Kiteboarder Cartoonishly - And Painfully - Dragged Across Rocks and Foliage

In what can only be described as Wile. E. Coyote-esque, this poor kiteboarder was taken for a comically painful trip on land. A gust of wind gone wrong carried the thrill-seeker onto land, where he was then pulled over dirt, rocks, small plants, and probably a lot of small, sharp objects. A Looney Toons cartoon couldn't have animated it better.