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  • 8 years ago
Ohhh I remember!
and... and.. member when there were no mexicans!
[] It wasn't a vote for peace, but a referendum on the terms of it. Many Columbians felt it was too lenient on the guerrillas.
[] Oh god, I hope I didn't violate someone's safe space.
[] So wouldn't the areas "not affected" include people who moved away from the fighting?
[] Maybe he is old and will print it out and then scan it, when he wants to repost it
[] appraised at $5 million. Pretty much the only time you get full price back from jewelry is if it's lost and you claim insurance on... it.... waaaaaaaaaaait!
[] White Lightning Mother Fucker
[] Easy go.
[] Does Cookie like cookies? As long as they're not chocolate chip...
[] My raisins?
[] I work retail tech support so there is no shortage of dumb questions, including customer as me what their password is, but the icing on the cake has to be:

Cx: Do these computers have the internet on them?
Me: All our computers can access the internet.
Cx: So the internet is on them?
Me: Yes...
Cx: All of the internet?
Me: ...
[] Wife gave me a blowjob.
[] this is absolutely correct.
[] Have to admit, Prime is beginning to become a contender. At first I didn't see the point of having it, they didn't have really any shows worth watching. Mr Robot has totally changed my mind on that, and with GT coming now... damn, not really competing with Netflix yet, but they're getting there
[] My job would be great if it weren't for the users who can't read screens. Then again, I would also be unemployed if all the users simply followed directions.
[] I literally just spit all over my screen... Thank you for that
[] You are basically in the middle of it right now... Just a whole lot of wind and water. You are fortunate to be in Orlando. Luckily (right now), the eye is staying off the coast and the strongest winds havent yet hit
[] A Nobel Peace Prize by perpetuating a needless drug war... Nice
[] And tooth machine
[] But why would you ever do that when you're living in a place that has Stitch and Daniel Ho?
[] Which is heavier 1kg of rocks or 1kg of feathers?
[] And Danny from Seinfeld
[] That's just a matter of "innocent untill proven guilty" right? As it should be IMO.

"It's better to have a guilty man go free than to have an innocent man go to prison"
[] Your students parents have your cellphone #?
[] Grain pattern looks unfortunately like a carpet runner.

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