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"So, will you give me a lap dance?"
I say, "No, I'm the bartender. I don't dance."
He says, "Why? You have an amazing figure."
"Same reason you don't suck cock for money at the glory holes," I suppose...
[] It's pretty nice here in Wichita. I can imagine saying here forever
[] As Shepard said, Abe never promised anything about the haunted house... It honestly baffled me that the woman was surprised he was doing the haunted house when he was getting her out for her own safety during Halloween... Like, you'd be safe if he didn't do the haunted house, so if he's trying to get you out for your safety... That means he's doing the house.
[] Yes
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where rhyming and metered poetry is considered more or less lacking in any artistic merit whatsoever.
How does this make sense? It's completely backwards. Can you explain?
[] Well, eating lettuce for its nutritional value is kinda weird.
[] Save my child from dying.
[] i work PT at a charity furniture store and the amount of people asking for discounts or do you have this in octarine/red/green/blue is really really stupid
[] The exact same thing happens in a french movie: OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d'espions (OSS 117: Cairo: A nest of spies) It's a parody of those old James Bond spy movies. The protagonist is trying to sleep in his hotel in Cairo, the muslim morning prayer begins early in the morning and he goes to the top a minaret and silences the priest chanting from up there. :) Not so far off reality as I thought when I watched, a few days ago...
[] Customer: young man where is the Kool Aid?
Me: Aisle 6 ma'am
Customer: But shouldn't it be frozen?
Me: What do you mean?
Customer: you know Kool aid, you put it on ice cream, and jello
Me: You mean Cool Whip ?
Customer: Yes
Me: Freezers up from ma'am
Customer waddles to the freezers at the front of the store, picks up a cool whip waves it in the air and says "Young man, here's the Kool aid !!!
Me : Yes ma'am ! (whispers to myself: Dumb ass)
[] That would be due to the fact that someone asked in the ama and sprog said they were male(or are they)
[] Ok ukip.
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[] Propose a girl what?
[] Too many billionaire's out there
[] Always the same fucking shitty response from pro-Russia people, get called ignorant, no explanation why I'm wrong.
[] 69! No, wait - 42! 42!
19 and the wheel still turns.
[] It's a stock photo
[] Could you imagine running into this after a night of drinking? My drunk ass would be running from tarp covered trees like my life depended on it.
[] I work in a tiny pub in England and people come in the little room, with a door to enter and door for the bathroom, and ask "Where's the pool table?" I just look around and go "We don't have one." Then they go "What?" really confused and start looking around. It's like dude you know there isn't a pool table here why are you asking me?
[] The most important question in this thread is buried, here, among satirical replies.
The UN report brings some fairly astonishing findings—his team estimates that 2,000 hectares of farmland (nearly 8 square miles) of farmland is ruined daily by salt degradation. So far, nearly 20 percent of the world’s farmland has been degraded, an area approximately the size of France.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/salt-is-ruining-one-fifth-of-the-worlds-crops
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/earths-soil-getting-too-salty-crops-grow-180953163/?no-ist
http://people.oregonstate.edu/~muirp/saliniz.htm
[] Working valet at a women and children's hospital:
"Are you the valet???"
While I'm in uniform, standing behind the podium clearly labeled "VALET"
I've started saying "No" and you would not believe the incredulous stares I get.
You ask a dumb question, you get a smart answer.
[] "Where is your grocery department?"
The woman asked me this among the apples and the oranges.
[] Build a bridge out of her?
[] You have to remember that Reddit has a higher percentage of "on the spectrum" types than the general population. Once you get this, many things about it make more sense.
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I say, "No, I'm the bartender. I don't dance."
He says, "Why? You have an amazing figure."
"Same reason you don't suck cock for money at the glory holes," I suppose...
[] It's pretty nice here in Wichita. I can imagine saying here forever
[] As Shepard said, Abe never promised anything about the haunted house... It honestly baffled me that the woman was surprised he was doing the haunted house when he was getting her out for her own safety during Halloween... Like, you'd be safe if he didn't do the haunted house, so if he's trying to get you out for your safety... That means he's doing the house.
[] Yes
[]
where rhyming and metered poetry is considered more or less lacking in any artistic merit whatsoever.
How does this make sense? It's completely backwards. Can you explain?
[] Well, eating lettuce for its nutritional value is kinda weird.
[] Save my child from dying.
[] i work PT at a charity furniture store and the amount of people asking for discounts or do you have this in octarine/red/green/blue is really really stupid
[] The exact same thing happens in a french movie: OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d'espions (OSS 117: Cairo: A nest of spies) It's a parody of those old James Bond spy movies. The protagonist is trying to sleep in his hotel in Cairo, the muslim morning prayer begins early in the morning and he goes to the top a minaret and silences the priest chanting from up there. :) Not so far off reality as I thought when I watched, a few days ago...
[] Customer: young man where is the Kool Aid?
Me: Aisle 6 ma'am
Customer: But shouldn't it be frozen?
Me: What do you mean?
Customer: you know Kool aid, you put it on ice cream, and jello
Me: You mean Cool Whip ?
Customer: Yes
Me: Freezers up from ma'am
Customer waddles to the freezers at the front of the store, picks up a cool whip waves it in the air and says "Young man, here's the Kool aid !!!
Me : Yes ma'am ! (whispers to myself: Dumb ass)
[] That would be due to the fact that someone asked in the ama and sprog said they were male(or are they)
[] Ok ukip.
[]
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[] Propose a girl what?
[] Too many billionaire's out there
[] Always the same fucking shitty response from pro-Russia people, get called ignorant, no explanation why I'm wrong.
[] 69! No, wait - 42! 42!
19 and the wheel still turns.
[] It's a stock photo
[] Could you imagine running into this after a night of drinking? My drunk ass would be running from tarp covered trees like my life depended on it.
[] I work in a tiny pub in England and people come in the little room, with a door to enter and door for the bathroom, and ask "Where's the pool table?" I just look around and go "We don't have one." Then they go "What?" really confused and start looking around. It's like dude you know there isn't a pool table here why are you asking me?
[] The most important question in this thread is buried, here, among satirical replies.
The UN report brings some fairly astonishing findings—his team estimates that 2,000 hectares of farmland (nearly 8 square miles) of farmland is ruined daily by salt degradation. So far, nearly 20 percent of the world’s farmland has been degraded, an area approximately the size of France.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/salt-is-ruining-one-fifth-of-the-worlds-crops
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/earths-soil-getting-too-salty-crops-grow-180953163/?no-ist
http://people.oregonstate.edu/~muirp/saliniz.htm
[] Working valet at a women and children's hospital:
"Are you the valet???"
While I'm in uniform, standing behind the podium clearly labeled "VALET"
I've started saying "No" and you would not believe the incredulous stares I get.
You ask a dumb question, you get a smart answer.
[] "Where is your grocery department?"
The woman asked me this among the apples and the oranges.
[] Build a bridge out of her?
[] You have to remember that Reddit has a higher percentage of "on the spectrum" types than the general population. Once you get this, many things about it make more sense.
http://dailymotionembedsearch.blogspot.com