Farting husband beaten by wife for too many 'Dutch Ovens' in bed
- 8 years ago
PORT ST. LUCIE — On Dec. 11 police in Port St. Lucie, Florida were called to the scene of a domestic dispute. They arrested Dawn Meikle for battery of her husband, Donald Fitzroy Meikle, who apparently has a flatulence problem.
The dispute allegedly began when Donald farted in the bed and Dawn elbowed him in the arm. When he hit another sour note, she freaked out and kicked him out of the bedroom. Eventually Donald convinced his wife his butt trumpet had been muted, and she let him back into bed.
When he leaked another cheek squeak she totally lost it and started kicking and elbowing him. She even gassed the bathroom with pepper spray so Donald couldn't use it, which seems contrary to her interests.
After some sort of fight, Dawn called the police, who showed up and arrested her.
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The dispute allegedly began when Donald farted in the bed and Dawn elbowed him in the arm. When he hit another sour note, she freaked out and kicked him out of the bedroom. Eventually Donald convinced his wife his butt trumpet had been muted, and she let him back into bed.
When he leaked another cheek squeak she totally lost it and started kicking and elbowing him. She even gassed the bathroom with pepper spray so Donald couldn't use it, which seems contrary to her interests.
After some sort of fight, Dawn called the police, who showed up and arrested her.
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