Beauty blogger claims sperm facials are key to soft, radiant skin
- 8 years ago
BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, U.K. — Beauty blogger Tracy Kiss has just come out with a skincare treatment for sensitive skin that is sure to excite men the world over: semen facials.
A lifelong sufferer of rosacea , the 28-year-old former model and single mother of two was looking to ease her red, problematic skin and turned to semen, an all-natural, chemical-free, active, and live remedy she claims does wonders for her inflamed skin, according to The Daily Mail.
Since semen builds babies who come out of the womb with soft glowing skin, Kiss reasons that it'll do the same for her.
The Mirror reports that in a video explaining the benefits of a semen facial and demonstrating how to put it on, she recommends massaging sperm into the skin for twenty minutes before rinsing with water. She waxes poetic about her beauty regimen, saying "It feels like a face pack that pulls the skin inwards, it feels so glossy to wipe it off. It's like having a kind of oil on the face or a wax where it just glides beautifully against the water. It's so cooling and soothing."
A friend supplies Kiss with a steady supply of semen, harvesting it and delivering it to her in a plastic Chinese takeaway tub. She clarifies that she plays no part in the extraction process, but those in a relationship may opt to source their sperm from their partners directly.
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A lifelong sufferer of rosacea , the 28-year-old former model and single mother of two was looking to ease her red, problematic skin and turned to semen, an all-natural, chemical-free, active, and live remedy she claims does wonders for her inflamed skin, according to The Daily Mail.
Since semen builds babies who come out of the womb with soft glowing skin, Kiss reasons that it'll do the same for her.
The Mirror reports that in a video explaining the benefits of a semen facial and demonstrating how to put it on, she recommends massaging sperm into the skin for twenty minutes before rinsing with water. She waxes poetic about her beauty regimen, saying "It feels like a face pack that pulls the skin inwards, it feels so glossy to wipe it off. It's like having a kind of oil on the face or a wax where it just glides beautifully against the water. It's so cooling and soothing."
A friend supplies Kiss with a steady supply of semen, harvesting it and delivering it to her in a plastic Chinese takeaway tub. She clarifies that she plays no part in the extraction process, but those in a relationship may opt to source their sperm from their partners directly.
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