Trump is the most Americanest American ever, deserves to be POTUS
- 9 years ago
NEW YORK CITY — How did we get to this point? Well, Republican Donald Trump got here the real, old-fashioned way. He borrowed a pesky million bucks from pops, took over daddy's real estate company and then did it all on his own … with a fat ass inheritance.
Now Trump, by pretending to be a Republican, is destroying the GOP field in a prance to the White House. The daddy-made billionaire has fooled every, broke American into thinking he's one of them, and pissed off the entire Republican establishment.
As for the Republican presidential candidate's business acumen, he'd be richer today if he parked his money in an index fund rather than play the market. Just about the only thing Trump is good at is getting eyeballs glued to the TV, which is why NBC is crawling back and begging him to host SNL.
Trump has no problem hopping into bed with liberals, and if the left is serious about winning, they should try to get the Hair on the Democratic ticket. Trump, to infinity and beyond!
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Now Trump, by pretending to be a Republican, is destroying the GOP field in a prance to the White House. The daddy-made billionaire has fooled every, broke American into thinking he's one of them, and pissed off the entire Republican establishment.
As for the Republican presidential candidate's business acumen, he'd be richer today if he parked his money in an index fund rather than play the market. Just about the only thing Trump is good at is getting eyeballs glued to the TV, which is why NBC is crawling back and begging him to host SNL.
Trump has no problem hopping into bed with liberals, and if the left is serious about winning, they should try to get the Hair on the Democratic ticket. Trump, to infinity and beyond!
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