Naked Miami man impaled on fence after assaulting woman
- 9 years ago
From Florida: A naked Miami man impaled his leg on fence while trying to elude police after assaulting woman.
God bless Florida! Just when you thought you might have to report on something dreary like Syrian chemical weapons inspectors, a guy goes and impales his leg meat on a fence while fleeing police. Oh! And he was wearing his birthday suit, because, Florida.
Before sunrise Tuesday morning, a man a woman was assaulted and called the police on her assailant. When police arrived, they found the man, naked except for his tennis shoes, fleeing the scene of the crime. They pursued him, but his cheetah like agility almost allowed him to get away, until he tried to jump a fence, but instead ended up penetrated by it. Only one type of assault goes with nudity, but it would be in poor taste to make light of such a crime, or the apparent karmic retribution visited upon the assailant's person by the spike in the fence. I'm just sayin'.
Emergency responders had to cut away part of the fence and send it to the hospital along with the attacker, whose leg was still gripping the spike like a Chinese finger trap.
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God bless Florida! Just when you thought you might have to report on something dreary like Syrian chemical weapons inspectors, a guy goes and impales his leg meat on a fence while fleeing police. Oh! And he was wearing his birthday suit, because, Florida.
Before sunrise Tuesday morning, a man a woman was assaulted and called the police on her assailant. When police arrived, they found the man, naked except for his tennis shoes, fleeing the scene of the crime. They pursued him, but his cheetah like agility almost allowed him to get away, until he tried to jump a fence, but instead ended up penetrated by it. Only one type of assault goes with nudity, but it would be in poor taste to make light of such a crime, or the apparent karmic retribution visited upon the assailant's person by the spike in the fence. I'm just sayin'.
Emergency responders had to cut away part of the fence and send it to the hospital along with the attacker, whose leg was still gripping the spike like a Chinese finger trap.
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