Chris Brown enters rehab to dodge assault charge in DC
- 9 years ago
Whoowee! Chris Brown is a piece of work eh? While on perpetual probation for assaulting Rihanna back in 2009, he seems incapable of staying out of trouble. But maybe, its not his fault? When you're famous, and you're just trying to get your drink on, maybe people just want to get punched by you to say they have been? He was just innocently partying in Washington DC last Saturday night, and somebody deliberately ran up, looking like Rihanna and asking for a tap! Or... maybe not.
Either way, that's a clever move, entering rehab to stay out of jail. Brown doesn't have to be found guilty of felony assault to have his probation revoked. And if he ended up in general population, what are the odds he could stay a ladies man and not become a lady? With a voice like that, eh, I wouldn't bet on him. So rehab it is, even if, and it seems odd to say so, as messed up as Brown is, he doesn't seem to have a problem with addiction. Unless you can be addicted to pimp-slapping. But if the judge proves unconvinced, he could always run away to France, like Roman Polanski. There people would approve of his old school Latin attitude toward relationships, and he would just have to learn to drink with his pinky out. Au Revoir!
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Either way, that's a clever move, entering rehab to stay out of jail. Brown doesn't have to be found guilty of felony assault to have his probation revoked. And if he ended up in general population, what are the odds he could stay a ladies man and not become a lady? With a voice like that, eh, I wouldn't bet on him. So rehab it is, even if, and it seems odd to say so, as messed up as Brown is, he doesn't seem to have a problem with addiction. Unless you can be addicted to pimp-slapping. But if the judge proves unconvinced, he could always run away to France, like Roman Polanski. There people would approve of his old school Latin attitude toward relationships, and he would just have to learn to drink with his pinky out. Au Revoir!
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