What Does the Fox Say? (parody) - What Does the Panda Say?

Kid go squat
Uncle go spit
Tai-tai go 'buy that'!
Uighur go ka-boom!

Monk go Om!
Taxi driver go honk
And developer go ka-ching!

Cop go 'bribe?'
Taiwan go 'du li' (call for independence and freedom)
And falun gong go "ow ow ow"

But theres sound
Native to China (And no one knows)
What does the panda say? - WHAT DOES THE PANDA SAY?

Mao-mao-mao-mao-mao-mao poo!
Mao-mao-mao-mao-mao-mao poo!
Mao-mao-mao-mao-mao-mao poo!
What the panda say?
Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Do
Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Do
Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Do-
Hu-hu-hu-hu-dirty-hu!
Hu-hu-hu-hu-dirty-hu!
Hu-hu-hu-hu-dirty-hu!

What the panda say?
Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiangie Jiang Jiango go!
Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiangie Jiang Jiango go!
Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiangie Jiang Jiango go!
What the panda say?

Evil black eyes
Rubber nose
Sleeping all day
Lazy and fat
Razor claws
Up a tree
Suddenly you eat bamboo
black and white
So soft and cute
Fat devil in disguise
If you meet a tasty dog
Will you communicate by
smo o o o og, o o o o og, o o o o o og
How will you speak to that do o o o og o o o o og o o o o og COUGH?
What will you say?

Kow tow kow tow kow t tow!
Kow tow kow tow kow t tow!
Kow tow kow tow kow t tow!

(record separate - normal) What the panda say?
Hong-Da-Hong-Da-Hong-Da--Bao
Hong-Da-Hong-Da-Hong-Da--Bao
Hong-Da-Hong-Da-Hong-Da--Bao

Ai Wei Wei Wei Awei!
Ai Wei Wei Wei Awei!
Ai Wei Wei Wei Awei!

What the panda say?
Mao-oo-oo-ooo!
Mao-oo-oo-ooo!
What the panda say?

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