FLAKKA FLAKKA: Naked Florida Man, High On Flakka, Calls Self God, Has Sex With Tree

We all know by now that Florida is epicenter to weird news stories. But is that actually true, or do we just *think* that's true? This story seems to prove the former. In the most Florida story every, a naked Florida man, high on a new Florida drug called Flakka, gets naked, calls self God, has sex with a tree, gets shot with a taser two times, pulls out the probes, rips off a cop's badge, and uses it like a weapon to attack him. Welcome to Sunshine State everyone!