Don Lemon rape advice: CNN anchor thinks Bill Cosby victims can chomp down to avoid rape
- 9 years ago
CNN’s Don Lemon waded into controversy last week during a discussion of the rape allegations against entertainer Bill Cosby.
The woman, who was 19 at the time, says she was drugged and drunk when Cosby forced himself on her, but she obviously didn’t follow Don Lemon’s four simple tips for avoiding throat rape.
Here they are:
STEP ONE!
Open your drunk and drugged mouth as wide as you can!
STEP TWO!
Bite down hard! Make sure to use the full power of your jaw muscles for maximum effect!
STEP THREE!
Enjoy watching your attacker run away as he bleeds profusely!
STEP FOUR!
Calmly spit out the offending part and call the police!
That’s it! You’re done, and your rich and powerful attacker will definitely be arrested and spend the rest of his life behind bars!
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The woman, who was 19 at the time, says she was drugged and drunk when Cosby forced himself on her, but she obviously didn’t follow Don Lemon’s four simple tips for avoiding throat rape.
Here they are:
STEP ONE!
Open your drunk and drugged mouth as wide as you can!
STEP TWO!
Bite down hard! Make sure to use the full power of your jaw muscles for maximum effect!
STEP THREE!
Enjoy watching your attacker run away as he bleeds profusely!
STEP FOUR!
Calmly spit out the offending part and call the police!
That’s it! You’re done, and your rich and powerful attacker will definitely be arrested and spend the rest of his life behind bars!
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