Staff at Newcastle University steam cleaned their library. Surely it is now quite clean, but how dirty was it before? Filthy, apparently, because a student was caught filming live sex shows in there. Newcastle is now concerned about the financial troubles of their students and their privacy. We here at WTFark would like to quote the great poet Missy Elliott by saying, "Ain't no shame, ladies, do your thang. Just make sure you ahead of the game." Just? maybe not out in public.

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