WEEKEND AT CLEMENTE'S: Spanish Gravedigger Gets Suspended After Selfie With Mummified Corpse Goes Viral. It's Like They Say, Eat It, Don't Tweet It. Or Something.

In Guardamar De Segura, Spain, the town gravedigger, who only goes by the name Clemente, was hired to dig up a woman's uncle's mummified corpse to make room for the dead uncle's now dead wife, to lay with him eternally. So, he did. But then he posed for a smiling photo with the cadaver. And the niece took the photo. And her husband jumped into the shot too. They were all smiling. Best. Christmas Card. Ever.