THE HANGOVER OF STEEL: Drunk Chinese Guy Mistakenly Breaks Into Little Girl's Room. He Tells Her He's Superman. She Says Prove It. So He Strips Down To His Underwear And "Flies" Out Her 5th Story Window.

Poor, poor Tang Lei of Suqian, China is now facing up to 7-years behind bars for a very stupid night of blacked out binge drinking. On the plus side of things, he now knows with 100% accuracy that he is most definitely not Superman. And that wearing just underwear is the worst superhero costume ever.