Punchlines: Pay to play at the Super Bowl?

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  • 10 years ago
The late-night comics on potential halftime shows we may not want to see at the Super Bowl if performers are forced to pay. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.

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