New Data Reveals Germans Have Most Penis Enlargement Surgeries. (Insert Sausage Joke Here)

According to new data from the International Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, (yes, that's a real society), Germans have 18% of the world's penis enlargement surgeries - even though they only account for 1% of the world's population. To add insult to injury, the ratio of German penis enlargements to Brazilian penis enlargements is eerily similar to another exchange between the two countries...