DAZED AND CONSUMED: Florida Woman Steals And Eats Her Own Pot In The Back Of A Police Car.

"Florida Woman" gives "Florida Man" a break from doing weird stuff by getting in multiple car crashes, sending the cops to look for her flip-flops, wiggling out of her handcuffs, stealing her own pot back from the cops and eating it like it was a big pile of kale. AND she does it with a laugh, a smile, and a good attitude. We could all learn a lot about looking on the bright side from Florida Woman. SPOILER ALERT: She gets caught.