MURDER MOST FOWL: Headless Birds Appear In Las Vegas Alley. Also, Quit Kissing Your Chickens!
- 10 years ago
A large collection of decapitated birds keeps showing up in a Las Vegas alley. Authorities suspect a mispronounced religion is at fault. Somewhat related, the CDC says salmonella is on the rise because are making out with their chickens. Chickens 0, Humanity 0.