Man Complains to Domino's Pizza About Burns Received Making Love to Pizza
- 10 years ago
In one very bizarre and public grievance, a man recently took to Twitter to complain that a pizza purchased from Domino's burned his private area.
In one very bizarre and public grievance, a man recently took to Twitter to complain that a pizza purchased from Dominos burned his private area.
The supposed customer posted on the social media site that he tried making love to his pizza and it burnt his penis. He asked for a refund.
Dominos UK ever-so-professionally replied to the comment and informed the man to contact the company’s head office. The man didn’t seem to approve of that response and posted that Dominos should inform their customers about the dangers of having sex with a pizza.
Comically the pizza chain replied yet again noting ‘Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.’
At that point, the online conversation got graphic and even more odd. The man claimed he wasn’t happy as his private part was scorched and pepperoni was stuck to his nether regions. He even pointed out the pizza was trying to perform oral sex on him.
It’s not known if the man was crazy or if he was seeking a little internet fame, but props have to go to Dominos for handling the stream of blunt comments effortlessly.
In one very bizarre and public grievance, a man recently took to Twitter to complain that a pizza purchased from Dominos burned his private area.
The supposed customer posted on the social media site that he tried making love to his pizza and it burnt his penis. He asked for a refund.
Dominos UK ever-so-professionally replied to the comment and informed the man to contact the company’s head office. The man didn’t seem to approve of that response and posted that Dominos should inform their customers about the dangers of having sex with a pizza.
Comically the pizza chain replied yet again noting ‘Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.’
At that point, the online conversation got graphic and even more odd. The man claimed he wasn’t happy as his private part was scorched and pepperoni was stuck to his nether regions. He even pointed out the pizza was trying to perform oral sex on him.
It’s not known if the man was crazy or if he was seeking a little internet fame, but props have to go to Dominos for handling the stream of blunt comments effortlessly.