*DISCLAIMER: Like QPR's fight against relegation, you can't take these subtitles seriously.

After being caught smiling and joking as QPR's relegation was confirmed on Sunday, mercenary monobrow man Jose Bosingwa explains exactly what he gets up to when he's not stealing a living from QPR.

The lightweight former Chelsea squad player refused to sit on the bench for the Super Hoops earlier this season, leaving Loftus Road before kick-off, while his performances have been more Championship than Champions League all season.

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